The Obvious

best conversations i’ve had all week

Posted in nablopomo, people by theobvious on November 11, 2009

So there’s this new chat service, Omegle.com, which picks out a random anonymous partner for you to talk to. Reminds me of good old times on IRC (actually, the person whose link I followed said the same thing). Of course, there are different kinds of conversation one can have on this kind of website, some very rewarding (like the one I had with the porn star who offered to sell me crack cocaine through PayPal), but some, let’s just say, aren’t.

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: horny female?
Stranger: i am horny male
You: good for you:)
Stranger: are you female?
You: yes
Stranger: do u have webcam?
You: no
Stranger: naked pics?
You: nope
Stranger: boring
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: swe?
You: hi, what’s swe?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lots of other such examples. Still, I’ve actually met someone very nice, and I think sometimes it’s worth just talking to someone called Stranger and knowing that you are a Stranger to them as well.

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  1. annelotte said, on November 12, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    here’s my favourite

    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    Stranger: aa\s\l?
    You: 23/f
    You: you male?
    Stranger: ya 22\m
    You: let me ask you something
    Stranger: ok
    You: you’re probably looking for a female chat buddy
    You: but it hakes HOURS to find a female here
    You: and even if they tell they’re female, how can you know it’s true?
    Stranger: right
    You: so you’re basically talking to males asking them id they’re females
    You: if
    Stranger: risk u take
    You: isn’t that sad?
    Stranger: yup
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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