yoga got the pic-a-nic basket!
I tried yoga today. Guys – I’m a different person! Honestly. That other person before – she was made of wood. Rough wood with nails sticking out all over. This new person – she is soft and flexible and really thin.
Well, not so really thin, actually, even though she’s been working out five times a week for a month, but that only makes her marginally less enormous. And the workouts are so sweaty, noisy, and exhausting.
Whereas this one session of perfect, wonderful, quiet, relaxing yoga has turned her into the prettiest lady to ever have walked this earth (going THUMP – THUMP – ground-shuddering-THUMP).
Woo, I am the prettiest. Now to find some chocolate-coated-food, thank you.